3. capslockapocalypse:




















    that’s the sound you’ll be making when you see my 207th bone


    (via religiousdonut)

  4. lordflacko91:

    Everybody on Tumblr and Instagram

    (Source: carapherneliia, via chasedreamsnotbitches)

  5. drwannabe:

    Anton Antipov

    (via emadeline)


  6. Posted a selfie

    Lost a follower 😟😟😟😟😟

  7. 100k or bust.


  8. basedpidgeot:

    gf: babe come over

    me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

    gf: my parents are out

    me: image

    (via workinoutt)


  9. misbeliefs:

    i have abs………olutely nothing

    (via penelopesolis)


  11. Kinky Questions - ALL QUESTIONS ANSWERED

    1. 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
    2. 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
    3. 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
    4. 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
    5. 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
    6. 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
    7. 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
    8. 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
    9. 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
    10. 10: Top or bottom?
    11. 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
    12. 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
    13. 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
    14. 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
    15. 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
    16. 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
    17. 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
    18. 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
    19. 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
    20. 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
    21. 21: How big is too big:
    22. 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
    23. 23: Biggest turn on:
    24. 24: Three spots that drive you insane:
    25. 25: Worst possible time to get horny:
    26. 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
    27. 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
    28. 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
    29. 29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
    30. 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
    31. 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
    32. 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
    33. 33: What your favorite part of your body:
    34. 34: Favorite foreplay activities:
    35. 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
    36. 36: What do you wear to bed?
    37. 37: When was the first time you masturbated:
    38. 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
    39. 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
    40. 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
    41. 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
    42. 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
    43. 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
    44. 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
    45. 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
    46. 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
    47. 47: Most attractive celebrity?
    48. 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
    49. 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
    50. 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
    51. 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
    52. 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
    53. 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
    54. 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
    55. 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
    56. 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
    57. 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
    58. 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
    59. 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
    60. 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
    61. 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
    62. 62: Do you watch porn?
    63. 63: How small is too small?
    64. 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
    65. 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
    66. 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
    67. 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
    68. 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
    69. 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
    70. 70: Booty or Boobs?
    71. 71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
    72. 72: Have you ever been on an official date?
    73. 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
    74. 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
    75. 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
    76. 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
    77. 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
    78. 78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
  12. bumazing:

    Melissa Mendiny

    (via almost-perfectt)

  13. (Source: insidetoout, via honest-babee)

  14. Boredom kills

  15. (Source: kingsleeze, via squats-wbu)